I was already drunk before Super Bowl XLVI even started, so I don’t remember much about Madonna’s much-ballyhooed half-time show, except that her new song with Nicki Minaj sucked and that she needed help doing cartwheels. Take three hits of acid, put Sally O’Malley in a blond wig with gospel choir and a couple of dudes with afros fighting off gladiators and you’ve pretty much seen the whole thing. Except way better.

















