Madonna was photographed leaving a Kabbalah center in Manhattan on Friday looking like a Jocelyn Wildenstein cadaver. From the looks of her, Madonna was probably hatched underground by wasps. I’m guessing they used her face for target practice before abandoning her like the cruel velvet ants they are. Wasps are notorious that way. Really, when it comes to sticking around, the only thing worse than a wasp is maybe the black guy that knocked you up. Zing!