Madonna was photographed leaving a Kabbalah center in Manhattan on Friday looking like a Jocelyn Wildenstein cadaver. From the looks of her, Madonna was probably hatched underground by wasps. I’m guessing they used her face for target practice before abandoning her like the cruel velvet ants they are. Wasps are notorious that way. Really, when it comes to sticking around, the only thing worse than a wasp is maybe the black guy that knocked you up. Zing!
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
OMG!!!
She the new Joyce Wildenstein.
Crikey Madonna, can’t you just age gracefully??????????
Can you say Skeletor?
Joyce Wildenstein was using wild cats as her inpiration for her mutations… but Madonna appears to be aiming more for Iggy Pop. Her arms are already done.
That’s not Madge. It’s Ursula Andress in make-up prior to filming Ayesha’s death scene in “She”.
Due to the world’s waning virgin population, Madge’s supply of beauty serum has grown increasingly scarce.
She’s like a frog!!!
hopefully guy just slapped her around a little.
now, watch the posts grow– heh-heh!!
LEAVE MADONNA ALONE!!!!!
OMG! Look the arms!! Oh hit.
madonna needs to eat a ginger snap!!!!!!
I don’t know which is worse – her hollowed overdone face or her disgustingly thin veined body. God help these ego -ridden celebrities.
Holy cow… a thin celebrity takes a bad photo and everyone feels like it’s ok to name call and make nasty comments… she had plastic surgery… but the media and public pounces when she looks anything but fresh and beautiful. Other websites were talking about how old she looks… they can’t win… dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t. Why don’t we just leave the freaking celebrities alone about their looks (and personal lives), and maybe they wouldn’t feel the need to resort to this.
I agree that she got plastic surgery, it’s a bit obvious in the pictures but I agree with not bitter that she got bad photos then and that’s not how she looks actually.
The average life expectancy in the west has increased greatly, therefore youth is extended, however I am in no doubt that Madonna is reaching beyond that which is attainable, but also aware that CG continues to give us a most jaded view of those ‘blessed’ few, clearly; had airbrushing not materialised, this transformation would have been much more gradual and far less shocking.These are unfortunate pictures for one seemingly obsessed with the eternal fountain, and we all wanna look good, but there have to be boundaries. When, what one sees in the mirror is this far removed from reality, well then it becomes a question of psychology.
Relax Madonna, it’s time to enjoy the middle years. Rubbing ones genitals on musical instruments and cursing in public is all very cool when one is inexperienced, but you’re 50 now…. it’s just begining to look……… silly. There’s far more to life than youth and sexuality and there is so much more you could be and should be exploring on your journey in the limelight, so try and remember that those around you, including your fans, are ageing naturally, and it’s time you got into step with that before your credulity and rapidly diminishing respect are lost forever.
I find it amazing that no one comments on the racist comment. Wow.
These photos are photoshoped!!! I saw Madonna live in Sticky and Sweet Tour this September and she looked like she was 37!!! Of course she had some plastic surgery but her face looks natural and not deformed. She actually has some aging lines around her eyes but this is why makup is for!!! oh my god she’s my idol!!!!! M A D O N N A 4 E V E R
youre assholes
This shiz is photoshopped. It’s not even done well — it’s really messy. Especially around her daughter’s arms/sweatshirt. Take a closer look before believing!
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick to me !!!!
“Madonna”? You are just a disgusting worm. I hope somebody annihilate you and you go to hell and burn in flames you jewish cabalist dark conspirator!!!
she is just tired….!!!! after the concert!!!!!
Hot Madonna having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=3943134&s=y
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The black guy comment was neither funny or cool.
Never mind her face! Look at her stringy, vein popping arms!
Gross! She is ugly as hell!!!