Madonna knows that nothing says inconspicuous like “Dark Lord of the Galactic Empire.” MSNBC reports
Madonna tried to attend Justin Timberlake’s recent London concert incognito. Madonna was wearing a black hooded cape and was surrounded by bodyguards. “When everyone realized it was her and started chanting ‘Madonna!’ she put the hood on and went under the seat.”
A black hooded cape? I see. Did the cape come with a red light saber and the knowledge of the dark side of the force? Madonna would do well to remember that fear is the path to the dark side. And that fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. And nothing says suffering quite like a Justin Timberlake concert.