Madonna continued her promotional tour for her new album “Hard Candy” by regurgitating last week’s performance in Paris yesterday. But wait… what’s this? It appears that she’s kissing another woman! Egad! And all the while holding bottle of champagne, from which she will no doubt drink directly! Such scandal! Such debauchery! Always pushing the envelope, that Madonna! Next, she will do something even more shocking, like make light of the crucifixion or publish a book of nude and sexually ambiguous black and white photos! 2003 also promises to be a year of aeronautical disasters and Eastern Asia SARS outbreaks! Stay tuned!