Other women in their 50′s may posts photos on Facebook of family, nights out with friends or of their significant others. But if you’re Madonna, you’re going to post photos of your bruised ass instead. But hey, as long as she’s not posting pictures of her sinewy nether regions, I think we got off pretty easy. Celebrity Fix says,

The 53-year-old copped some nasty injuries while rehearsing for her Girl Gone Wild tour recently, and she wasn’t shy about sharing pics of her war wounds with fans.

Madonna treated her friends on Facebook to a series of snaps showing off her swollen lip, battered leg, and even the “heart shaped” bruise on her backside.

If I hadn’t read the article and just looked at the pictures, I would have assumed they were warning photos to the other young virgins locked in Madonna’s dungeon of the consequences of trying to escape.