Before we start off, I just want you to know this shit is so unbelievably juvenile and stupid that it physically pains me to post it. Seriously. My head is pounding right now. And no, not because of the hangover. That one’s more of a constant dull ache. TMZ says:

DJ Deadmau5 [called] Madonna​ as a “fucking idiot” for asking the crowd at the Ultra Music Festival if anyone has “seen Molly” — Molly is a slang term for the active ingredient in ecstasy.

The Material Girl posted a photo of herself in Mickey Mouse gear … with the caption, “From one mouse to another I dont support drug use and i never have. I was referring to the song called “Have You Seen Molly” written by my friend Cedric Gervais who I almost worked with on my album.”

Deadmau5 saw the tweet and replied … saying, “Fair enough, I was just voicing my concerns as I usually do. +1 respect for clearing it up personally … regardless, just be a little more aware of what you should represent at EDM events, and I’ll watch my mouth.”

Madge replied … “Communication is always best. You should have called me first, we could have cleared it up ‘privately.’ See you on the road.”

DeadMau5 was right — just saying the word “molly” at a public venue probably sent hundreds of socially-conflicted teens spiraling down a vortex of ecstasy-fueled sex parties and shame. I’m just glad they finally put somebody in charge of what you can and can’t say in a group setting. Freedom of speech is for pussies.

In case you don’t hate yourself enough, you can watch the video of Madonna “glamorizing ecstasy” in a faux British accent: