Madonna’s Beaver Has Something to Say to You

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True to form, Madonna kicked off her Sticky ‘n Sweet tour in Wales Saturday night beaver-first. You don’t make that kind of camel toe a regular part of your ensemble without giving center stage, and, apparently, a rhinestone-covered microphone all its own. Perhaps it planned on reciting the soliloquy from Hamlet, or maybe it just wanted to queef “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.” Unfortunately, we’ll never know, because Madonna stuck it in her pants the wrong way. This brings us to today’s important life lesson #736: always make sure when sticking things down your pants that they’re pointed in the right direction. This goes double for ferrets and antique dueling pistols. Just trust me on this one.

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11 Reader Comments

  1. bionic bunny

    that’s giving tarantulas a bad name, and i’d like you to retract that statement!

    i never liked her, and whoever told her she could still pull off that act should be stapled to an elm tree and beaten to death by rabid midgets.
    ugh.

  2. sonya

    Sorry buns, I am staunchly anti-arachnid. Although I do admit that comparing her to anything you’d find in the natural world is a bit offensive to God. She makes the Baby Jesus cry,

  3. Gladden Fields has a song entilted “Saturday Night Beaver” thanks to Funky Cold Madinna our little disco gem from the Cheerleaders Beach Party soundtrack 1978 (imdb) is back on the charts!!!!

    30 year reunion in Cotati was a bash! betherenowfestival.com has the CBP clip under soundtracks and the April ’08 concerts were my 50th Birthday present to myself. Me and Madge were EV denizens back in the day you know Mark Kamins “Everybody” producer told me all about it. Get the points!!!!! Whatever it was she took it all and gave nuthin’ back!!!

    Had to strike the Beaver and call it b for Cali pc’rs then it got struck it from the set cause the horns didn’t show but it’s on the myspace jukebox (studio); btn site Live at the Inn of the Beginning and now it’s all out there! ready to be Ashley Dupree’d! comeback song of the year…come on join the band!

    50′s the new 30.

    Make this song a hit and give Madge all the credit.

    Saturday Night Beaver. Oh How I Need Her!

    Steve G.

    P.S. Edgar Winter does indeed rock get Road Work get rocked!

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