Madonna’s Lady Parts are for Sale

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A (NSFW) thirty-year old full-frontal photograph of Madonna and what appears to be a small yak is now available to the highest bidder, thanks to Christie’s auction house in New York. People Magazine says

[The] head of Christie’s photography department says Madonna was a financially strapped 20-year-old dancer when she responded to photographer Lee Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model. Her fee: $25.

Playboy published six photos from the shoot in 1985, though the one going on sale is “maybe the most explicit one.”

I did the math, and if your date to the senior prom bought you dinner, your bits went for more than Madonna’s did. Hell, if he just bought you a decent corsage. Or if he bought a pack of Trojans and two bottles of Boone’s Farm. Or even a shovel and a bag of lime for the guy you mowed down after those two bottles of Boone’s Farm. You can’t put a price tag on dignity, people!

22 Reader Comments

  1. abby

    Did he get to burrow in her yak beard while running his fingers through the sweat-dampened tendrils of her armpit hair? That’s the real question.

  2. bionic bunny

    no wonder the kids aren’t allowed to watch tv or see magazines or internet or anything normal.
    gawd, i hope daddy buys their daughter a razor!

  3. Miranda

    What is this obsession with wanting women to look like hairless toddlers? It’s totally creepy and sick. She looks gorgeous you big bunch of hypocrites, so just take a look in the mirror, and let the yaks run free.

  4. hoop

    a shaven pussy is an abomination.. a natural woman is the most beautiful & perfect thing in the world. madonna was so gorgeous back then.

  5. MissingLink

    She was totally beautyful back then. I don’t even see a problem with the hair too. I’m not really a fan of armpit hair but I think a pussy should not be shaved. It just is sort of hotter when it’s not shaved. Anyways Madonna ist beautyful.

  6. madonna freak

    i agree . . . .
    the pit hair is a bit bunch . . .
    but the pussy hair is enticing . . .
    makes a good game during foreplay.
    find the clit!!
    rub her pussy cum all in those thick dark hairs
    then lick it off of her.
    damn…
    my pussy is getting wet just thinking about that ! !
    madonna, you are beautiful bushy or bald ! ! ! !

  7. TJ

    Arm pit hair is masculine. It doesn’t scream beauty or youth. Besides, shaven looks clean… and it shows effort. Being lazy isn’t really a turn on.

    Everyone has their own tastes, let them have it… but don’t tell them that shaving is like a toddler… otherwise you are preaching some sort of beard only society, where men can’t shave their faces and women can shave their delicate areas.

    Tell me one girl that prefers a hairy ass over a clean and smooth one.

    If you are a lesbian then you can comment on what turns you on about a girl… but I don’t think hetro girls should comment in this post about what looks sexy or not.

    I think it comes down to this, some girls like a guy with a hairy chest and some girls like clean shaven. Some guys like a long haired pussy… but others don’t

    And from my experience, it’s normally the ones with more experience that prefer a bit more effort and more cleanliness.

  8. TJ

    That being said… despite that it’s madonna… she’s always hot. We can forgive her for the raging under arms. Still the Madonna sex book was better.

  9. lr

    Anyone who wants a woman to shave her body her wants her not to be a woman. All adults have body hair, and for those who say it’s ‘lazy’ or ‘unclean’ – why is not lazy or unclean for men?

  10. Jason

    I’m a straight guy and I prefer a woman unshaven. I say this because in today’s beauty obsessed world it shows either guts and/or an ability to look beyond the close-mindedness of others. It’s natural, not disgusting. If you want to shave, sure, fine – but it should be an individual’s choice, not something people are shamed into doing.

  11. rex

    I would have pounded that hairy pubic region with my 9 inch ALL night long! And would have no problem licking and cumming in her hairy armpits either!

  12. carlo coalfield

    I love the natural look. Untrimmed and unshaven. If you think that women should shave their bushes, you shave yours every day! I think that shaven or closely trimmed bushes are like looking at a 10 year old. Ugh! I am not turned on by the Gorilla-Look, but not by the bald look either.

  13. kbrown2225

    Yeah I have to agree that totally shaven pussy thing is just a little off-putting. Looks too much like a prepubescent girl. I like women to look like…well you know, women.

    By the way TJ if you think shaven pussy equals experience, you need more experience.

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