Malin Akerman in a Bikini is Disappointing

Malin Akerman has been down in Miami for the last month shooting “Rock of Ages” with Tom Cruise, and she spent a little time off yesterday wandering around the beach in a bikini. As these pictures very clearly demonstrate, she’s built like a brick shithouse. Wait… no. That’s not right. What I meant to say was, “she’s built like a brick and looks like shit.” My mistake.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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