It’s official! Lindsay Lohan has been replaced by Malin Aikerman to play porn star Linda Lovelace. Via Daily Mail:
Less than 24 hours after Lindsay Lohan was axed from the upcoming film, Inferno, director Matthew Wilder quickly replaced her with Malin Akerman.
Lohan was dropped from playing porn star Linda Lovelace after she was deemed uninsurable, but Wilder was ready for Akerman to step in, according to Deadline Hollywood.
Lohan’s camp is now claiming she wasn’t fired, insisting she chose to pull out of the film of her own accord.
Trading Lindsay Lohan for Malin Aikerman is like trading a Salisbury steak for a T-bone. Considering a Salisbury steak is meat chewed up through a grinder and then formed to resemble a steak is kind of poetically fitting, don’t you think? Shakespeare ain’t got nothin’ on me.
What could have been, and thank God, isn’t going to be:
Malin is 7000% hotter than Lohan and this would be a really interesting movie, too bad it will never get made.
I don’t want to say I have a crystal ball, but this was a no-brainer.
Someone in a coma could have predicted this.
malin akerman is very pretty but she is a horrible actress.
Lovely Lindsay did us a big favor. The script is derived from Linda Lovelace’s 3rd biography, “Ordeal: An Autobiography”. Her first 2 biographies were pro-porn, her 3rd and 4th were anti-porn screeds after she had been co-opted by the anti-porn crusaders. It reads party line.
Flipping one’s enemies to join the opposing side has long been an established tactic in warfare. In the war on porn, it is not an uncommon occurrence. As an example Traci Lords faced utter ruin by the PWB and anti-porn feminazis unless she converted over to their anti-porn crusade. But the term for it was early ascribed as “Linda Syndrome”, after the conversion by Linda Lovelace.
In warfare, the preferred alliances, in order of preference:
1) To remain neutral
2) To join the side of the strongest
3) To join whichever side one must
Malin is hawwtttt.
SPATZ, you don’t have to be a good actress to do porn.
Lindsay was PERFECT for this role – and she may have done some actual Porn. Malin is way Hotter, but unbelievable in this role.