Apparently things aren’t so great around the old crypt without the wifey to keep his corpse warm, because Marc Anthony reportedly wants JLo back. Celebrity FIX says,

Guess that makes it clear who dumped who, then.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced their split last month, but according to reports, Marc is “devastated” and he’s “begging” JLo to take him back.

“His mood shifts from blaming her to begging her to take him back to telling her she is destroying his life,” a source told Us Weekly.

“He’s being difficult on every little point… He wants to prolong things so she reconsiders.”

But JLo isn’t looking back. Apparently she’s already enjoying the single life and has no plans to reconcile with her ex. “She is very happy,” says another source. “She is surrounded by love.”

Hell no she’s not looking back. That’s like a cardinal rule when dealing with creatures of the night. You look back, they always get you. That’s what my Netflix horror movies queue taught me, anyway.

Jennifer performing at a wedding in the Ukraine(?) late last month: