After the announcement last July that their marriage was over, Marc Anthony finally filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez. Yes, there’s nothing like your estranged wife dousing herself and her boy toy in glitter and grinding together to let you know it’s really over. Says Digital Spy,

Anthony filed papers at LA County Superior Court on April 9 citing “irreconcilable differences”, TMZ reports.

The salsa performer, who did not disclose the exact date of his split with the American Idol judge, is asking for joint legal and physical custody of the pair’s 4-year-old twins Emme and Max.

He has also requested that the judge dismiss any potential claim for spousal support from Lopez.

Despite what young adult fantasy romance novels will tell you, it just doesn’t work out between the living and the undead.

Emma Watson on the set of “The Bling Ring”, because she’s neither the undead nor desperately nearing middle-age: