Mariah Carey Got FAT

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Singer Mariah Carey has repeatedly claimed her measurements are a diminutive 34-22-35. Perhaps nobody ever told her you’re supposed to measure your bust, waist, and hips, not your forearms, neck, and thighs. Ugh. I haven’t seen that much pit sausage since Bring-Your-Own-Pork night at Talladega.

Celebrating her 1-year anniversary with husband Nick Cannon:

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51 Reader Comments

  1. sonya

    34-22-35? Yeah, I don’t think so. Someone like Nicole Kidman, yeah. But not someone with curves like Mariah.

  2. Monica

    I dont think she’s fat… I think shes just put on a little weight. Her big boobs just make her look bigger… if they were a little bit more smaller or at least more covered she would not look like she gained some weight.

  3. omg shes the worst i hate her for denying how honest eminem was about their relationship shes a heartless fata** and shes stupid and brainles fu** her to the deepest pit of fu**in hell

  4. faz

    fat or not, she’s still HOT
    and she doesn’t have to be really sexy coz she’s not a pornstar, she’s a SINGER.

    to selda: get a life rumor monger! u must be stupid for believing in em, he’s just obsessed with MC, or maybe just to be talked about coz u can’t deny, EMINEM’S CAREER IS SINKING RIGHT BEFORE HIS DUMB ASS.

  5. Judi

    I liked Mariah when she first came out. She looked innocent and very pretty. I have to say she has talent too. Who can pitch there voice that high, not very many. She now looks trampy and it is sad that someone so talented thinks she has to show all of that skin. She is insecure and it shows. She has never been fat but some of the clothes she wears has made her look that way due to to small and way to revealing especially at her age.

  6. Reality Check

    Her weight has been yo-yoing for years. But who really cares? She is still Mariah.

    That’s all there is to say about that.

  7. Blake

    Mariah is fat. Don’t deny it. Don’t call it weight gain. She’s fat. We all can cross the fat line, don’t push the fat line higher to make yourself feel better.

  8. A

    Her hips look so small compared to her chest. I don’t think 34-22-35 is her measurement! her stomach is not that small. She needs to either enlarge her hips or cut down her boob fat cuz she’s proportionate. don’t tip over!

  9. diana

    Maria is a beautiful woman and nobody can take that away from her,she is sexy,talented and gorgeous.She is only looking healthy(not fat)
    If anybody thinks mariah is not one of the most beautiful woman in the world,then the person is either mentaly sick or blind!

  10. david

    when she first arrived on the scene with her five octive range… i thought there was room for her in the talent pool. then when she went all “hello kitty” i just found her too be odd. is she fat ? yes. but that is not why her sales are down. aretha still holds court and she is most large. mariahs sales are down because her diva attitude is bigger than her talent. perhaps she wouldnt look that fat if she did not insist on packing her size 10 ass …into a size 8 dress.

  11. I luv yah mariah ur the best singer n the world and if nick dnt think so then 4get him u can do better i think ur so hott n non gay way ur just big boned dnt let any1 tell u other wise stay sexy xoxoxo hugs and kisses luv briana

  12. jeff

    hey i would still fuck her but just to say i did and i wouldn’t tell everybody i fucked her when she was fat i would just say i fucked her and that was it.
    but damn she is big and for everybody saying she is not is probably bigger then her so shut the fuck up you fat pigs

  13. Laela

    Mariah is not fat. She is average, curvy if anything. For many men she has a very ideal body type, not unlike my own & i’ve only been told i have a great body & the men i date love it. She may not be a size 2 or as thin as most start but that does not mean she is fat. It sickens me how many of you can say that when she is actually A LOT smaller than the average woman (women many of you have in your own damn families) which is a size 14. Now that dress many not be very flattering for her curves and i don’t think the color is very nice on her either, but Mariah Carey is not fat.

  14. jim gorham

    I would love to curl up wit her in a cottage on the mountain. I would smother myself eit her big titties. What a way to go. Hahahahaha

  15. kristi kornhole

    She looks like a fat pigface and those sideways tits don’t help — they make her look bigger. Why do women always get boobs that are too big?

  16. because if I was like huh,with some Idiot`s Geeks from Hello..
    nothing but i know why i don`t get those from her always from her..
    she totally i know why don`t know why?But I know why she and I know..
    but bitch like her nothing but idiot`s geeks..

  17. because i know this part when I was littleers this wekkend off,when i know,Oh just let me know..

    but i know this part when i know yes know..
    but looked her from her fans still love her wowowow…
    hey fans enjoy life with some idiot`s people…

  18. But I know he`s great about Britney Spears and I know how great they re riight about it,I know..But know this world with some idiot people…
    I know thisa world I know…Buy something from Britney Spears like huh…

  19. Buy something from Britney Spears like huh,never sweety get those life with you as well..But I know how life this world.Buy something like that never didnt those with some Kevin Federline………………

  20. yes why why why don`t you know about britney spears she great singing huh i know that`s riight about her life wasnt nicely with some rapper eminem or kevin federline perharps,i know why?Because she never did it before never things never this…But Britney Spears she great singing huh,I know never things well…Buy something from Britney Spears I am like huh…

  21. ad2000eb

    Are you blind, she’s not fat you stupid idiots. A size 10 is NOT FAT! Just because a woman doesn’t look like a waif or that she’s starving herself (because we all know that women shouldn’t be allowed to eat ever!) doesn’t mean she’s fat. Stop trying to poison women with your sexist fucking bullshit you gay little prick. If you don’t like curves on a woman, go suck on a dick that’s been up your own asshole and proceed to eat your own shit and that of other homos you raging faggot!

  22. kimberlydawn

    She’s gotten heavy because older women tend to put on weight more easily. or maybe it’s so the rest of her body can match up to her giant fake boobs. She has a somewhat “moosey look” to her. Or maybe she got fat on purpose because she thinks “thick” is sexy, you know, that urban way of thinking? What she doesn’t realize is that “thick” looks matronly and leads to cancer, diabetes and high blood pressure.

  23. kimberlydawn

    She might have gotten fat on purpose because she thinks it stops people from noticing that she’s aging. I hear some women are doing this, it’s a new trend.

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