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Mariah Carey without Makeup and Other Internet Gems

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Mariah Carey’s new fragrance Dreams launches next week at Kohl’s, and to generate some free publicity, she posted a picture of herself “without makeup” (wink) on Instagram with the caption “Love to all the lambily!!! #WWLD.” But wait, it gets even better than “lambily.” Mariah told Hollywood Life:

“In [my new fragrance] Mariah Carey Dreams there are a plethora of notes that are confident and captivating, playful and inspirational. I want my Lambs to feel lambtastic when they wear it!”

That’s “lambtastic,” not to be confused with “Lady Hamtastic,” our new code name for Christina Aguilera until the defamation suit is settled. Her lawyers have no sense of humor at all.

Pearls before swine… but mostly swine:

Eva Mendes has commandeered the S.S. Fashion Fail and is sailing straight to her doom. (Moe Jackson)

Kirsten Dunst says kissing Brad Pitt was “disgusting.” Brad Pitt responds, “Ditto.” (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is allegedly a homewrecker now. I guess the label “alcoholic cokehead kleptomaniac slut” just wasn’t scarlet letter enough. (popbytes)

The worst scary movie titles of all time, including “The Gingerdead Man” and “Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter.” (Mandatory)

The cast of Big Bang Theory dressed up in Rocky Horror Picture Show outfits to sing at Wednesday’s “A Night at Sardi’s” fundraiser for the Alzheimer’s Association. (Hollywood Backwash)

VS model Doutzen Kroes’ six pack will make you weep with delight or gnash your teeth in bitter rage. I’m actually doing a little of both right now. (Celeb Slam)

But what does Snoop Dogg have to say about gizzay marriage? (Huffington Post)

Speaking of gizzay… NBC’s Jenna Wolfe revealed that she is a lesbian and having a baby on the Today Show. (Bitten & Bound)

Kate Bosworth just stole the Most Cadaverous crown from Candice Swanepoel, but I don’t know how she’s gonna wear it. The vertebrae in her neck can barely handle support her head as it is. (Evil Beet)

I hate the nuevo-hippie crap that Vanessa Hudgens is always wearing. (DS)

Heidi Klum is the latest woman to be shamelessly oversexed for a Carl, Jr.’s commercial. (Daily Stab)

Lena Headey in Esquire! (Hollywood Rag)

And not to be outdone, Amanda Seyfried in Russian Tatler. (G Celeb)

If you need motivation to hit the gym, here it is, ladies. Here come the bitter tears again. (Caveman Circus)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard welcome a baby girl. (ICYDK)

Estee Lauder has an entire makeup collection inspired by AMC’s Mad Men. (Fab Over Forty)