Victoria’s Secret model and Sports Illustrated cover girl Marisa Miller announced yesterday that she is pregnant with her first child with husband Griffin Guess. I’d make a snide comment about her losing her figure, but we both know she’s gonna bounce right back and look just as good as before. Feel free to hate her guts. People Magazine says:
Due in late fall, Miller, 33, is relishing her pregnancy — and embracing her changing body.
“Even though I’m exhausted, gaining weight and breaking out from all the hormones, I’m really enjoying my pregnancy. It’s all for the baby so I couldn’t care less!” she says.
Right now you’re probably going, “How the hell did that asswipe land Marisa Miller?” Well, if the shape of his head is any indication, it’s because he’s an alien who has some kind of mind control ray in his possession. She’s Marisa fucking Miller, and he looks like he should be mining the sinkholes on Utapau. It’s the only logical explanation.
At Elton John’s Academy Awards party a few months back: