It takes a big man to stand on his hotel balcony in nothing but his underpants while getting misted with self-tanner. It takes an even bigger man to point and laugh and call the man getting a spray tan a fag. And if that bigger man also happened to carpet bomb him with condoms filled with tabasco from three stories up, well, then, that man would be a hero.
Mark Wahlberg sans Funky Bunch:
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
He’s making a movie now with The Rock about bodybuilders so the spray tan might be necessary. It’s a Michael Bay movie, so we know one thing: it’s going to stink like shit.