9/11 would-be hero Mark Wahlberg had on a pair of shorts on his hotel balcony when he suddenly decided to pull them off and hang out in his underpants instead. You’ll note I did not include any photos of him in his shorts, in that they weren’t really pertinent to the story. Separating the wheat from the chaff is what I do best. Next to working in antiquated Biblical allegories into posts about guys in their underwear, of course!
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
Don’t call him Marky Mark.
He’s an actor now.
He will beat you.
If it’s with his penis, I’d be totally okay with that.
After it was done, he’d say something like “God bless you and your mother,” or some other shit.