Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized

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Mary-Kate “Fats” Olsen was hospitalized with a kidney infection yesterday. People Magazine reports

The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday. [Rep Nicole Caruso says], “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”

Incidentally, Somethng Fishy – a website devoted to recognizing the various symptoms of eating disorders — notes

The vitamin deficiencies, dehydration, infection and low blood pressure [associated with anorexia] increase the likelihood of getting a kidney infection. Permanent kidney damage and kidney failure is also more likely to occur as a result of the infection.

Well, who needs kidneys anyways? They were just making her back look all fat. And good luck trying to find a plastic surgeon who’ll take them out for you. It’s all “medical malpractice” this and “wrongful death” that. So this kidney infection is actually a win-win! Dialysis is so this year’s celebrity secret to getting that bikini bod you’ve always deamed of. I bet you never realized your vital organs were holding you back from perfection all this time!

Mary-Kate with sister Ashley at a wedding in Mexico last weekend:

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14 Reader Comments

  1. Sorceressss

    If she was REALLY committed to looking her best, she would get rid of more of her organs, I mean really, as far as we know, she still has BOTH lungs, her spleen and gall bladder.

    She’s doing the whole thing half-assed.

  2. cruising4c@work

    She was a baby on Full House. Thank God I gave you a nephew and not a niece.

    RP, Period parties are all the rage for the girls these days.

  3. Italian Stallion

    “She was a baby on Full House”

    Huh? I just thought she was a midget who shaved. I thought she started that whole shaving trend. Oh well, it was good………..

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