Matt Lauer and his Dutch model wife of 12 years are going their separate ways after Matt played a little hide-the-sausage with a couple of Canucks a few months back. Radar Online reports
Annette Lauer accused [Matt] of cheating during the Today Show’s on-site coverage of the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, where Matt was often spotted boozing and flirting with two pretty Canadian broadcasters.
Annette, reportedly informed of her husband’s flirting by the wife of another staffer, confronted Lauer upon his return home.
52-year-old Lauer has since moved out. According to a Today show insider, the couple has been living apart for two months, and fed-up Annette is no longer wearing her wedding ring.
This isn’t the first time Lauer has been accused of cheating on his wife. Nor is it the second time. Two years after they were married, Annette found out that Matt had been boning a married woman all throughout their engagement, and then in 2006 she filed for divorce amid rumors that he’d been schlepping some yet-unnamed slut in New York. However, she subsequently withdrew the petition after one month for unknown reasons (i.e. several large pieces of jewelery). I have to admit, I really don’t feel sorry for her. She brought this on herself. You know how that old saying goes — fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times, there’s a good chance I have tertiary-stage syphilis and it’s eating holes in my brain. Somebody might want to think about taking a trip to the free clinic.
UPDATE: Matt Lauer is adamently denying this and swears they’re still living together in matrimonial bliss. Also, spell check suggested “schelpping” instead of “schtupping.” I do know my German from my Yiddish, I swear.
Why do these assclowns get married in the first place? Do you wanna bone every chick you can? sure, then do it single, why split your money?
On the flipside, the guy has a dutch model, what the hell more does he want?
The only thing that surprises me every time he gets caught, is that it’s with a woman. He seems so gay to me.
I agree. However, I also agree that she kinda looks like a horsey-ier version of Anna Gasteyer.
Hey Abby –
You mean “schtupping” some unnamed slut. While schlepping (carrying around) unnamed sluts throughout New York City may well be within Mr. Lauer’s area of expertise, it’s rarely grounds for divorce.
Abby, I was going to comment:
“…has a dutch model, what the hell more does he want?”
Maybe one that doesn’t look like a horse.
But, I changed it. Good thing I can count on you to do the dirty work.
Who knows, but I’m guessing she turned into a total witch after he married her and had a couple of kids.
Unless he’s just a dog.
Got caught up in Olympic fever. You knew this was going to happen, every horney Canadian chick in the great white north migrated to BC trying to get in on the games.
She also suffered from severe post-partum depression and anorexia and tried to off herself. He’s just a dick. I hope she takes him to the divorce cleaners.
all this famous people do this 4 get more money!!!
By the way I found a website that give you prizes for your opinions here is the topic about this couple:
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i saw this couple having a bday party for their kid in central park almost 4 years ago. there wasnt much love there. she wasnt very sweet to him. it was not a very loving couple. i cant blame him for cheating. it only means there was already a problem in the relationship.
if the relationship already sucks, you cant expect anybody to stay faithful.
If you’re going to use Yiddish, use it properly. He wouldn’t have been ‘schlepping’ he would have been ‘schtupping’ – that would mean having sex.
To bad you got rid of Ann she made you guys look like pros!!