I’m sure being this limber has its perks. Like when you need to get a birds-eye view of your own asshole or give yourself a blow job, for example. Just ask Matthew McConaughey here. People who say you can’t have your cake and eat it too are fucking liars, man.
On Ipanema Beach:
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
I can suck my own dick too, although not because I can bend like that, but because the monster is like 3 or 4 feet long.
*snort*