Seems like just when we thought we might really know the father of January Jones’ forthcoming little bastard, Matthew Vaughn’s camp has adamantly denied his being the father. Sheesh–at least when my daddy rejected me, it was just once–little Baby Jones isn’t even born yet, and already it’s been rejected multiple times. Says OK! Magazine,
A report recently hit the Web that suggested X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn, the husband of Claudia Schiffer, could be the father of January Jones‘ baby. But Matthew’s lawyers are now saying it’s an “absolute lie.”
According to the New York Post, Matthew’s lawyers are saying the report is false.
Martin Singer, the director’s attorney, said there is no truth to the report saying Matthew had a “very close relationship” with January on the set of X-Men.
And the suggestion that he could be the father of January’s baby is an “absolute lie.”
January announced last month she was pregnant, but has not confirmed the identity of the baby’s father. It seems the mystery continues.
She hasn’t confirmed the identity of the baby’s father because she fucking can’t. Everyone knows that these actresses have vaginas like my favorite bar: It’s always open, and it doesn’t ask for ID.
Arriving at her hotel in NYC:
The fact that they denied it right away usually means it’s true.
If it wasn’t–or if Vaughn had never banged her at all–they wouldn’t say anything.
They’re circling the wagons and figuring out strategy and trying to make under the radar contracts and/or deals. You bet on it.
I hope Claudia has a lawyer lined up…