
PHOTO CREDIT: NY Daily News
Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin has become the third woman implicated in an affair with Tiger Woods. Dude gets around. The NY Daily News says
Moquin, a hot brunette marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, hooked up with Woods more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23.
“They’ve hooked up a bunch of times,” [a] source said.
How could Tiger be sticking his penis in every thirty-something-year old across the nation without his wife finding out, you ask? Well, it seems she had known about it long enough to place a very pissy call to Jaimee Grubbs (that’s skankwad #2, for those of you keeping track). According to TMZ
Co-workers [say] on Friday — the day of Tiger’s crash — Jaimee received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee answered and asked who was on the line. The caller did not identify herself but said, “You know who this is because you’re [fucking] my husband.”
But it was Rachel Uchitel (skank #1) — not Jaimee Grubbs — that triggered the blowup between Tiger and his wife the day of the accident. TMZ says
Less than an hour before Tiger’s accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and grabbed the phone and called Rachel to confront her. Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.
There was damage as a result of the altercation in the vestibule area of Tiger’s home — damage that cannot be easily repaired, and that is why Tiger would not let police come in.
Uchitel’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, will hold a news conference today at 11:30 AM PT with Uchitel present.
I’m not exactly sure why Ms. Uchitel went and got herself a lawyer, because it’s not liked you can get sued for fucking someone’s husband. Last time I checked, being a dirty whore wasn’t a punishable offense. At least, that’s what they told me when I tried to get Morris, Morris & Gilbertson on retainer.
BONUS: Tiger’s voicemail to Jamiee asking her to remove any incriminating evidence from her phone the day of the crash after the jump.
UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that Rachel Uchitel pulled out of her scheduled press conference a half hour before it was set to air. It is speculated that Tiger paid her off to keep quiet. And by “speculated” I mean “no shit, Sherlock.” I’m the Watson to your Holmes.
From left to right: Rachel Uchitel, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Grubbs, plus some of the crash scene photos courtesy TMZ:


