Some visionary decided mating Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket with a Star Trek Voyager unitard and slapping a big red flower stolen from your nana’s hat would be a great red carpet look for Megan Fox. Stylist fail. The only thing that little number’s got going for it are the boobs, which, coincidentally, was also the caption on my senior portrait. Dad never really was one to mince words.
“Is it just me, or is my face pulled too tight?” (10 more pics after the jump):