Megan Fox tells Esquire magazine that she doesn’t want to be anything like Scarlett Johansson, but not because Scarlett Johansson’s fat and has a pig face like you’d assume. Megan said
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against — but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want… to do that.”
She’s absolutely right, you know. Women don’t have to use big words to prove their intellectual worth. That’s why they have boobs. Case closed!
In next month’s Esquire:
Walking around Hollywood licking her lips for no apparent reason;