Megan Fox announced on Facebook today that she and husband Brian Austin Green welcomed their first child together late last month. She wrote:

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

The sort of Oedipus complex Noah’s gonna develop with Megan Fox for a mother is going to be crippling, and to make matters worse, Brian Austin Green is his dad. Poor guy. The only way he makes it out of this unscathed is if it turns out he’s gay and Douche Factor V skips a generation.

Megan Fox BEFORE all the plastic surgery (get her sexy red sweater here from Ralph Lauren):