
Megan Fox isn’t posing for a photo shoot — this is just how she looks when she’s casually sitting on the beach. Bitch. I bet she doesn’t even sit down to use the fucking toilet. She probably pirouettes into the bathroom where a waiting flock of songbirds flies in to hold her aloft over the bowl so she doesn’t have to touch the seat with her bare behind. That’s assuming she even goes to the bathroom at all.
In Hawaii with husband Brian Austin Green:












