25-year-old “actress” (wink, wink) Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant with husband Brian Austin Green’s baby. The Daily Mail says:
A source [said]: ‘They just found out… It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.’
Megan and Brian, 38, are…. “so excited about the baby!”
The source went on to say, “Well… at least, I think Megan’s excited. It’s hard to tell. Her face never moved the whole time she was speaking. It’s fucking creepy, man. It’s like somebody wiped the Van Dyke off a V for Vendetta mask and mounted it on a cybertronic mannequin.”
Attempting realistic facial expressions on XM Satellite Radio yesterday:
Her career is officially dead. If there’s anything worse than marrying BAG, it would be having BAG’s child. Forget it.
If she really wanted a career, she should have done the Olivia Wilde–dump the husband and start “dating” all the Hollywood guys she wants.
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she is beautiful, sexy, good-heart
he is strong, honest, brave and have the sense of responsibility
when everything changed but it’s still here
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It’ll be the first live plastic injection-molded baby.
Lies.