Holy shit. You pass out at the neighborhood pool for a few hours, come back and Michael Jackson is dead. That’s two celebrities in one day, for those of you keeping a death toll. TMZ says
Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.
Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.
Wow. I always figured he’d die on the operating table or erotically asphyxiating himself in a burqa some little kid’s closet. I have to say, this was much more dignified way to go.
In his honor, more naked pictures of Bo Derek (first printed in Lui Magazine in May 1980 before appearing in Playboy), since everyone seemed to enjoy them so much today:
Another useless individual gone… finally God is making some space down here again!
I think it’s wrong to have laughed as much as I did reading that post.
I phoned my mum to tell her and she wept like a child. Not sure if it’s too soon for me to make more paedophile/conspiracy theory jokes, yet?
Alas, we all know he’s laughing around the corner with Elvis and 2Pac. Some people will go to great lengths to get outta’ debt.
With all the plastic surgery his body has gone through, it’s NEVER going to decompose. Way to be earth-unfriendly, Michael.
Has anyone asked Speidi their thoughts on this happy day?
Someone asked me, I wonder if Michael Jackson is black or white wherever he is now, and I said – neither, he’s red with horns…lol
I think the real Michael Jackson died about 20 years ago.
Michael Jackson was many things, but useless is definitely not one of them. putting everything else aside, almost every pop song sine thriller came out is in some way inspired by something Michael Jackson did 25 years ago. Gotta give him that.
but i do agree that he has been gone long before this.
A Bit convenient eh, Jacko dying considering he owed Millions of dollars, he was suffering from stress, depression, still wrapped in the public gaze re abuse scandals etc…. so ermm let me think, he calls Elvis’s mates, and says, “ANY CHANCE YOU CAN GET RID OF ME?!!”
Although Michael has been out of the public eye for quite a while, this is still hard news to take. I cannot say that I am or have been the greatest MJ fan (I was too young when he rocked) but I definitely have a great respect for him as an artist. The news of his death just sadend my day and probably my weekend…
When Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital my first and audible reaction was “Man, I hope it’s not a children’s hospital.” Does that make me a bad person? Anyway RIP MJ !
No matter what anyone says negative about this man, the matter of it all is that he touched each and everyone of us in a speacial way…and he will be greatly missed….RIP MJ, and condolences goes out to the Jackson family…
don’t be saddened that he’s gone,
he’s in a better place.
where there is no wrong,
judgment is according to the heart.
But until then his legacy lives on within us all….~kay_son~
I hope everyone above me rots in hell u will never go to heaven where Michael went! U will meet your maker one day! And btw u don’t know shit about Michael so stfu! Evil ass holes!
And what a dumb ass comment “I was too young when Mj rocked” wtf? U probably live under a rock… MJ rocked and will keep rocking no matter what you few dumb asses think about it! If u don’t like it tough luck b/c it will be on the news for decades to come and Michael will never disappear as long as people are living. This is why everyone jnows who MJ is and no one knows who u idiots are b/c you’re the ones that are useless. The world loves him and he was a great human being and entertainer. The greatest there ever was or ever will be and since you’re too dumb and evil to see that well that’s too bad for u idiots u can rot in your hatred and I hope u live forever in it. U won’t be hurting anyone but yourselves. MJ is a child of God Nd he was put on this earth by God and loved by many who aren’t easily brainwashed by the media.
Michael was too big and he had haters lie you trying to tear him down but it never worked because God brought hm here to entertain. And do what he did to help children and people. He had vitiligo u fucktards and because he’s a huge pop icon ppl had to sensationalize it and make it something it wasn’t just to talk and hate, but smart competent people like his millions of fans know the truth and the autopsy told the truth dumb asses! Educate yourselves because u all sound retarded. 2 year olds have more sense than u.
Btw I click on this picture on google because Mj looks beautiful and I needed to save it to my iPad. Just to come to read some ignorant comments by some unknown losers who obviously care enough about mj’s business to comment. O yes we all know Mj is relevant and you’re interested I. What’s gong on with him I bet u haters followed his whole life because u have no life of your own. While Mj was out making hits u ppl were out doing nothing but hating on him. Get a life.
A much too dignified way to go? Wow u sound like one of those white racists that hung black ppl on nooses and cut they’re bodies up b/c of the color of theyre skin. I bet that would b a much more satisfying way for u since its in your heritage. U see a black guy like Michael doing great so u have to find some kind of way to hate him and make shit up and say things about him that aren’t true to make yourself feel better huh? Let’s see how you go. I’m sure it will be much too dignified.