Here it is: irrefutable proof that Michael Jackson is still alive. An (undated) video of a man (or woman) getting out of the L.A. coroner’s van (dry cleaning van?) and being furtively escorted into a parking garage (south entrance, next to Macy’s) … while wearing black pants and a white t-shirt! Ha ha! You know who else wore a white t-shirt and black pants? Michael Jackson. The Prime Directive has obviously been breached! The Michael Jackson Tribute Special has aired too soon! By the rings of Trelkis III, I must go back to the future and warn NBC, or all could be lost forever!
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Silly as the belief he’s alive is, i am the type to feel ‘until i’ve seen a body’
I dont believe he ever planned to do the O2 concerts and he was JUST a weird enough guy to go to the extremes of faking his death to get out of them
Touché.
Does anybody honestly give a fuck? This country’s obsession with a drug abusing, child molesting, race changing asshole makes me want to go on a murderous rampage.
Really who gives!! anyone who thinks he is alive is either a really hopeful fan or mad! why would he put his fans and children through all this!? he is gone get over it
r.i.p mike…
though on the other hand anything is possible… i mean it is mj we r talking about!
No no, he is alive. They found him in the woods. Then he jumped out and killed some dude!
http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/27/michael-jackson-is-alive-and-well/
hey! if M.J DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT HE IS SUPPER MAD…. AND HE WILL HAVE TO PAY LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY TO INSURANCE COMPANY AND OTHER PEOPLE.
SO i REALLY THINKS THAT HE IS DEAD. AND i AM SEVEN YEARS.. SO YOU BIG PEOPLE OUT THERE STOP FLIPPING WITH OUR MINDS AND HEART. AND LET THE KING OF POP REST IN PEACE.. OK.. MUMMY IS THIS CORRECT?
Whether it is real or isn’t, just let the guy have some peace for once
Peace?….he’s dead. What other people do is inconsequential.
check out the picks from trasport from the van to the morg hre got out look behide the door u will see
the guy recording seemed really scared by the way he was breathing. and the guy who got out the van left quick. maybe it was michael
Y.A.Y Michael Jackson Is Still Alive Y.A.A.A.A.A.Y Of Course He Is Alive He Wanted To Live Forever And He Will Live Forever L.O.L But I Mean It He Will Live Forever I Love You Michael X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X
that person could be anyone, i mean it could be one of his lookalikes, hello!!!!! have you thought of that. but i will tell you the truth michael could be and is alive. and jason by the way, go ahead and kill yourself, noone will care anyways!! michael didnt malest any kids, it was prooven false you deep shit!!!
damn, we fighting over things we all think differently on, this is what michael didnt want this is what he warned us about. -sigh- we should all know better. i should know better…. yall should all leave michael alone!! let him come out on his own time.
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON!!