Here it is: irrefutable proof that Michael Jackson is still alive. An (undated) video of a man (or woman) getting out of the L.A. coroner’s van (dry cleaning van?) and being furtively escorted into a parking garage (south entrance, next to Macy’s) … while wearing black pants and a white t-shirt! Ha ha! You know who else wore a white t-shirt and black pants? Michael Jackson. The Prime Directive has obviously been breached! The Michael Jackson Tribute Special has aired too soon! By the rings of Trelkis III, I must go back to the future and warn NBC, or all could be lost forever!