Michael Jackson’s Face Was Tattooed On

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You already knew Michael Jackson was a freak, but this may still surprise you: he didn’t actually have a face. Most of it was just tattooed on. Same goes for the hair. According to Nine MSN

Michael Jackson’s autopsy report [notes that] his hair was “sparse and connected to a wig,” with his hairline tattooed to his scalp.

Other facial features were reportedly tattooed on as well:

“There is a dark skin discoloration resembling a tattoo on the anterior half of the scalp,” [the report states]. “There are dark tattoos in the areas of both eyebrows and at the superior and interior borders of the palperbral fissures. There is a pink tattoo in the region of the lips.”

That’s fuckin weird, right? Well, hang on — it gets even weirder. TMZ says

It seems Michael Jackson’s longtime doctor was telling the truth about Michael’s propensity to pee in bottles, based on the L.A. County Coroner’s autopsy report.

Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson — “a closed bottle of urine atop a chair.”

Michael Jackson [had a] habit of peeing in cups and other objects, often in front of others.

Dr. Klein told TMZ today Jackson would pee in any object that was available. “That’s how he peed,” Klein said.

Urine hoarding? Is there no end to the weirdness? Um, that would be a resounding no. This final shocking revelation from the autopsy report states:

Michael Jackson’s brain had been replaced with that of a tap-dancing pigeon nearly twenty years ago. Not only was his cerebrum not his own — his arms and legs were largely animatronic, controlled by a remote computer located in the south of Japan.

Okay, I made that last part up. That makes way too much sense to really be believable.

And now for someone’s whose face isn’t tattooed on: Danielle Sarahyba in the SI Swimsuit Issue:

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6 Reader Comments

  1. i think if we keep michael rest in peace it would be better.

    the essential he found perfection with his special style of music and dance. and no one will do what MJ did.

    its true his body is dead but his music will never die.

  2. Christine

    This proves why uneducated people should keep their opinions to themselves on topics they know nothing about.

    Firstly, MJ had lupus, and I notice you fail to share that the report actually confirms his vitiligo, which by the way can remove all pigment from the lips and scalp. You should watch some videos on people who suffer with the condition before judging how they each personally respond to suffering with it, let alone figure out how to cope with it. His autoimmune disease is also known to create bald patches on scalps. Here are some videos of sufferers with the condition for you to watch, if you care enough to learn and try to walk a mile in the shoes of another.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQvcuTJYA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZGA9gEysHc

    http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5121232n&tag=related;photovideo

    Secondly, as for hoarding urine….you obviously also skipped over the part indicating he had been catheterized. You should look up this term also if you don’t know the meaning. It confirms nothing.

    You go ahead and have your sad fun. One day when you are all grown up, you may look back on your ignorance regretting the fact that you fed “the machine” that will haunt his children.

  3. your a fucking asshole who needs a life!
    and for the people who dont know what to believe remember “DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU HEAR AND ONLY HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE!!!!”

  4. Gabby

    You are soooo fucken’ stupid!! Don’t judge others if you don’t wanna be judged. I bet that you are a fat, stinky person who is 30 years old who lives with his mom. See… you don’t like that, do you?? Well don’t judge Michael because he was the best human being there could ever be. And you don’t have to like him, but keep your opinions and beliefs to yourself because we don’t care what a hypocrate and ignorant person thinks!!! F U!!

  5. You, my friend, go beyond the limits of stupidity, and nearing retardation , God, Have you read what you’ve written? What evidence supports ANY OF YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!

    Wheres the link for me to see the facts for myself? I am a HUGE Michael Jackson fan and I can assure you what you wrote is pure bull shit, If it wasn’t for Michael, could dancing and singing been put together, or does James Brown have to do it all, if it wasn’t for Michael Jackson a LOT of young artist you see today won’t be performing, people like you are the reason why everyone things us Americans are fucking stupid, Amanda Todd may her soul be in peace, but she killed herself over stupid reason, you might as well too, seeing how you lack the intellect to survive in this modern day world, Fuck you, Fuck this website, first time on it and last, like gabby said, Keep your opinions and beliefs to yourself you disgusting FUCK, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID!

    I’m 15 and you make me seem like Albert fucking Einstein

  6. Tina

    @Marko St- Mac Naomh

    You should really use the word “fuck” more often. I think it would lend a real air of credibility to the modern-day-world intellect for which you pubescent are so well-known.

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