Sorry about the lack of updates on Friday, guys. Turns out you’re not allowed internet access from a holding cell anymore. Who knew? Sarah is as much a victim in this as we all are.

But in other news, the initial whore in the Jesse James affair scandal has something to say to all you h8rz out there. Michelle McGee posted the following on her official Facebook page:

For all you internet warriors on here talking shit…it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone…in other words FUCK YOU

My fellow Southern Baptists will recognize that little stone quote from the gospel of John, where Jesus was responding to a group of Mosaic law scholars regarding the fate of a woman caught in the act of adultery. Only Bombshell there got it all wrong at the end. Jesus would never say “fuck you.” It’s not his style. He would have gone with “Be thou fuck-ed,” and then maybe a “yea verily, I say unto you, sit thee and spinneth” while holding up his middle finger and grabbing his crotch. Jesus spoke the King’s English, goddammit. Recognize.