Michelle Duggar, famous for being the real-life Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe, announced this morning on the Today Show that she is pregnant with child number 19. I bet at this point her puss just hangs open like the gaping maw of a basking shark. According to the Huffington Post
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tonitown, Ark., who have 18 children and one grandchild on the way, are expecting a new addition to their household baby No. 19 will arrive in the spring.
“We are so thrilled,” says Michelle, 42. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, agrees: “This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child.”
Can a vagina weep? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what mine’s doing after hearing this. Otherwise I should really see a doctor about some penicillin.