Nylon claims to have “227 ways to keep yourself warm this winter” in their January issue, but I’ll do you one better than their boring shearling coats and patterned tights — masturbating to these sexy pictures of Mila Kunis! Your genitals are one of the warmest parts of your body, plus the up-and-down motion naturally converts kinetic energy into heat. But FYI, nobody ever wants to hear that explanation in a crowded restaurant. It’s better to just ask someone to turn the heat up or wear some mittens.
