Miley Cyrus and 20-year old boyfriend get serious
Miley Cyrus is still suffering under the delusion that her 20-year old boyfriend is only interested in good clean fun. OK! Magazine says,
Miley Cyrus is so excited about her new man, underwear model Justin Gaston, that she can’t bear for them to be apart!
“Justin and Miley are constantly texting each other,” a friend of Justin tells OK!. “They text things like, ‘I miss you so much,’ and ‘I can’t wait to see you.’ It’s all very cute and lovey-dovey. Justin also thinks highly of Miley’s opinion — he’s thinking about getting a tattoo and was asking her for ideas.”
One time when I was 15 I went to the fair and there was like this totally cute carnival worker, and I and my friend hung out at his booth amidst the stuffed Tweety Birds and inflatable hammers and flirted with him. He was 23 years old and I was so flattered that he told me I was pretty and I felt so grown-up and cute. I totally convinced myself that he wasn’t after some underage tail and that he was really a nice guy! Then I learned from the toothless hag who sold cotton candy that he was the Carney Slut and worked all the girls. My twee little heart was broken! Here’s hoping that little Miley doesn’t end up pregnant. Actually, I’ve got a bet going on at work that she ends up either pregnant or in rehab by her 18th birthday. I’ve got 3 years to go and things are looking promising!
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