Okay, so it’s Miley Cyrus, and yes, she’s dressed like she’s headed to Gold’s Gym to blast her lats with the rest of the juiceheads, but it’s still half a boob. And the last time I checked, that was still half a boob more than you started with this morning. You don’t wanna go looking a gift horse in the mouth, people. Particularly if said gift horse has been drinking scotch since three this morning. Chances are good you’ll just get puked on again.
In Calabasas:
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
Hmm! What an entisinsing site!
My friend’s step-mother makes $87 an hour on the internet.
She has been without work for six months but last month her payment was $16683 just working
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My friend’s step-mother held Miley Cyrus down whilst I reamed her corn-hole good and proper…..