The Billboard Music Awards were last night, but you’ll have to fill me in later, because we have more important issues to address than who won what. Namely, Miley Cyrus’ attempt to make an entire red carpet ensemble out of a double-breasted blazer and thorough abuse of a rat-tail comb. All she needs is a pair of red Sally Jesse Raphael’s and a little blue eyeshadow and she’s a sluttier version of Tess McGill from “Working Girl.”