Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s 18th birthday last weekend by pretending to lick the balls of the giant cake penis erected in his honor. Let’s all take a moment to process that, shall we? TMZ says:
The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. — and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op … posing alongside the [penis cake].
Some party goers tell us … 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.
There are so many questions this photo leaves unanswered — chief among them “Why a penis cake for an 18-year old heterosexual male?” — but that’s not important here. What’s important is that Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Christmas in Canaan” vision of racial equality has been realized through his own daughter. It’s a Hallmark moment in and of itself.
It’s got to be a cry for help when his older brother is banging a model and Liam is stuck with this hillbilly trailer trash. I think that penis cake is trying to tell us something.
A penis cake with a big red sore. Yum.
It’s not a sore it’s a heart!