Miley Cyrus in V Magazine
Miley Cyrus’ shoot for V Magazine is one of the most desperate, contrived, awkward, disingenuous attempts at sexy I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Every last shot is cringe-worthy. But my life coach says I need to embrace the positives and look for the good in things, so instead of burning her, I’m supposed to say something nice. And after twenty minutes of staring blankly at the screen, “it looks like she’s finally growing into that face” was the best I could come up with. Personal growth and development take time.