Miley Cyrus is Anorexic

I’m all for diet and exercise, but Miley Cyrus has lost so much weight that her head-to-body ratio is all wrong. Her head looks freakishly large, like the vertebrae in her neck might telescope at any moment under the strain of such an enormous load. She looks like a marionette minus the strings.

3 Reader Comments

  1. Observerwwtdd

    At least she’s sensible enough to slim down at bit before she does her “Hustler” photo-spread……

    ….thought she may need a few Hawk tattoos first….

  2. anony

    She’s not a human lollipop yet, but she’s getting close.

    And I would love to see that Hustler spread–with a bag over her head.

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