Miley Cyrus is a suspect in a criminal battery case after allegedly punching some dude in the face at the Roosevelt Hotel Saturday night. TMZ says:

The alleged victim filed a police report early Sunday morning with the LAPD … claiming he and his friends were sitting behind Miley and her fiance Liam Hemsworth at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel when things got rowdy.

The alleged victim claims he and his friends accidentally bumped into Liam’s chair and the two camps exchanged words … an argument that quickly escalated.

The alleged victim claims Liam got in his face and Miley jumped in the middle to break it up — but not before pushing him away and striking him in the face. There were no visible injuries.

Oh, come on. Nobody’s chair got bumped. We all know they made fun of her hair and she got mad and socked him in the mouth. Still, it takes a guy with a serious mangina to admit to getting his ass kicked by Hannah Montana. If the lawsuit doesn’t work out, I guess he can always get a job as the spokesperson for Tampax.

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