Aw, remember when Miley Cyrus was an innocent, albeit obnoxious be-wigged little girl on Hannah Montana? It warms the cockles of perverts’ hearts everywhere to see her trying so very hard to bust out of that pure image. First it was dating a 20-year old underwear model, then it was pole-dancing, then being a great older sister by cheering on her little sister’s way inappropriate dance number, then lap-dancing on some old queen’s lap. To top it all off, on Britain’s Got Talent, Miley gives the impression of kissing a girl dancer. Niiiiice. And I’m guessing this is also okey-dokey hillBilly Ray. Something tells me he’s rubbed one or two out to his daughter’s shenanigans. Forward to the 1:20 mark to avoid hearing any more of her singing than necessary.



Jesus Christ she has bad posture.