A “semi-professional quality” sex tape starring a possibly-underage Minka Kelly is being shopped around the interwebs today, which means a reality show, clothing line, and various shoe endorsement deals are probably already in the works. Welcome to Hollywood, baby! TMZ says:

The tape … which is 30-minutes long … was shot in New Mexico and features Minka with an ex-boyfriend.

The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.

It’s unclear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Two songs from Brandy’s second album, “Never Say Never,” are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 — 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday.

They canceled “Friday Night Lights” and “Charlie’s Angels” and axed her bit part on “Parenthood,” and according to IMDb, the only thing she has going right now is “The Butler,” so the sudden emergence of a fifteen-year-old sex tape seems a little suspect. And if I wasn’t 99% sure that something crawled in my bed and laid eggs on me during the night, I would totally be pursuing that angle with a lot more tenacity instead of just driving myself to the hospital. BRB.

Outside a West Hollywood gym on Saturday: