Orlando Bloom took this beautiful picture of his long-time girlfriend Miranda Kerr’s boob and posted it on the internet for all the world to see. Also, there was something about a baby. I don’t know. Probably how it kept getting in the way of me seeing Miranda Kerr’s boob. The Daily Mail says:

Miranda, 27, gave birth to son Flynn on January 6 in Los Angeles,.

‘He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy),’ Miranda wrote [on her website].

‘I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.’

There’s something so warm and comforting about seeing the mother-child bond, isn’t there? It’s like wrapping yourself in a cocoon of safety and goodness. I haven’t felt this calm and at peace since my gun permit was revoked.