Both Miranda Kerr and Kim Kardashian were in Australia recently, both hawking handbags, yet there the similarities end. Miranda was there with Louis Vuitton, Kim was with her krappy Kardashian Kollection. They’re like the Yin and Yang of the fashion world. It reminds me of those shitty “arts and crafts” shows where would-be artists display their tacky pastel landscapes and sunsets, or God forbid, pensive clowns, and clueless people stand in front of them and nod to each other and make comments about how “perty” they are. It’s exactly like that, except instead of oils and acrylics in pastel shades, it’s spandex , man-made materials and goldtone finishes. Yech.