If there’s one thing fat girls never let get in their way, it’s a lack of forks and spoons. Or dignity. Case in point (via Page Six)
At Mischa Barton’s 23rd birthday party at Meatpacking District hot spot SL on Sunday night… the staff surprised Barton with a huge birthday cake but neglected to bring out utensils. By the time waitresses returned with forks and knives, the starlet and her friends had already devoured much of the cake with their bare hands.
If I were a fortune cookie, I’d say “Elastic waist pants and chafing powder are in your future. Lucky numbers 10, 64, 7.” But we all know Mischa would probably just have eaten the little paper inside, because breaking open a cookie to read something is just a waste of valuable chewing and swallowing time. Just one more reason to be thankful you’re not a Chinese dessert.
More of her as a prostitute on Law and Order: SVU:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online