More details and unflattering photos are being released on what seems like an hourly basis in the Arnold Schwarzenegger affair scandal, the latest of which shows the striking similarities between Arnold as Conan the Barbarian and his then 11-year old son. While most news outlets are blurring the child’s face, you’ll note that I’m not plagued by things like “restraint” or “scruples.” No charge for awesomeness, folks.
Anyway, Maria Shriver reportedly hired divorce attorney Laura Wasser yesterday after it was revealed that the maid’s bastard child and Shriver’s own son were born less than a week apart. The Daily Mail says:
It has emerged that Mildrid Baena, who worked as the Schwarzeneggers’ housekeeper for 20 years, gave birth [to Schwarzenegger's illegitimate son] just five days after Maria Shriver gave birth to the couple’s second son.
Baena’s son was born on October 2, 1997, according to documents unearthed today.
The actor and his wife welcomed their second son Christopher on September 27 that same year.
A birth certificate lists Baena’s then-husband, Rogelio Baena, as the father; however divorce documents filed in February 2008 state the couple have ‘no minor children’, which suggests her husband had discovered she had been unfaithful.
And then there’s this disturbing, bunny-boiling tidbit from TMZ:
Mildred Patty Baena had an obsession with Maria… Patty felt she was naturally “gorgeous” and wanted to look just like Maria.
Sources say Patty would dress in Maria’s clothing and even wear her jewelry around town.
And there’s more. When Maria would leave the house in the morning, [Patty] would crawl into the marital bed and do the deed with Arnold.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is an international movie star, a world-class body builder and the former governor of the third-largest state in the Union, and this is the woman he chooses to have an affair with. He could have been caught having sex with an actual goat and it still would have been less embarrassing for him.
Brooklyn Decker and Vanessa Hudgens at the MyHabit.com party in NYC last night, because I can’t look at any more pictures of Patty before lunch:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Schwarzenegger was played and played badly by this woman.
She wanted to “replace” Maria. But he thought he was just getting a little nookie on the side. And ugly nookie at that.
This kinda thing damages as guy’s rep. Al Pacino went through the same thing a few years ago–fathered a kid with a woman he wanted to keep secret because she wasn’t so hot.
These guys really needed vasectomies….
Yes, vasectomies are the answer. Couldn’t possibly keep their damned dicks in their pants. Or get a divorce so they could screw whomever they pleased. Clearly it was all the mistress’s fault. She does look like a real maneater, that one.