You don’t get to be a tatted Nazi slutty hooker by being especially intelligent (come on, when she gets old her tats are gonna look like the Lucky Charms dude jizzed all over her), but Michelle “Bombshell” ”Nazi Big Boobs” McGee thought taking on celebrity smack-talker Chelsea Handler was something she could handle. Wrong! Says Popeater,
The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her blog, saying, “I guess she doesn’t read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face.” In Handler-land, that’s about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.
But she didn’t, of course. Bad move.
McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, “Chelsea, here’s some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”
…Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ b***s. So shut your face.”
You have shamed the memory of Der Führer, fraulein. Now go deep-throat your collector’s Nazi Walther PPK handgun (you should have no problem with that part) and do what must be done.