Whether or not those Miley Cyrus’ nude shots are actually her or not remains to be seen, but these newly leaked pictures from her stolen cell are definitely the real deal. And they are definitely more embarrassing. Everybody knows the only thing that goes with dreamcatcher jewelery is the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt!
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22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
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Isn’t she like 18 or something? Isn’t everyone a silly dork at 18? I sure was; in fact, it fit so well I’ve maintained that look.
Are you kidding me? of course it is her she has been acting like a whore since she was young, I am unsure why she thinks she is so sexy though, Miley is a gangly fug.
I wouldn’t want to wish someone a looks-changing car crash but…..
She could be invoking the dreamcatcher in reference to “Dream Catchers” that Englewood foundation, ostensibly set up to inhibit young girls from plying prostitution. Or it could literally be for the talisman itself, which channels luscious dreams while catching the bad dreams in the web where they remain until dissolving upon the light of day.
If it be the actual talisman, than the most magic of all will come (sp?) on the longest night of the year, the winter solstice, on the 21st of this month. (Solstice means “the-sun-stands-still”.) That date has been officially designated “global orgasm day” (night), referenced at globalorgasm.org.
We should invoke Saint Sabadius, the patron saint of licentiousness and through that fulcrum, on that longest night, channel all of the energy from all of the participating clitorides, from all around the world, and channel it directly to her button, for her luscious dreams.
What in Gods name are you on about HOW CUM?
In God’s name? OK in God’s name let’s make a miracle of magic for Miley on the 21st. Let’s throw in a total eclipse of the moon.
Beautiful.