Category Archives: News

Andrej Pejic’s Nose Ring at the 2nd Annual Millennial Ball and Other News

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Andrej Pejic at the 2nd Annual Millennial Ball

I was relieved to find out this beautiful woman was actually a man. Now I’m not nearly as conflicted about hitting them for wearing that ridiculous nose ring.

In other news….

Sad news — James Gandolfini died today at the age of 51. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Stewart tries to dine unnoticed at Hooters, as I presume all patrons without testes do. (Daily Stab)

Emmy Rossum looks… different. That’s as nice as I could make it sound. (ICYDK)

Ralph Wiggum’s guide to life — it’s unpossible! (Mandatory)

Rihanna clubs one of her fans with a microphone during a concert: the video. (Celeb Slam)

Paula Deen admits to using the n-word in a deposition. First diabetes, and now this. 2013 is NOT Paula Deen’s year. (The Blemish)

Who wins in a capybara/Boston Terrier staring contest> (Jezebel)

Exploring the bland interchangability of the USA Network’s shows. (Pajiba)

The Today Show director got fired today, albeit in a roundabout patronizing way. (Huffington Post)

Justin Bieber’s cat has a Twitter account, which I would follow before I’d ever follow Justin Bieber. (Evil Beet)

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Good Cleavage vs Bad Cleavage

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It is universally known that are two types of cleavage: good cleavage (Linsey Godfrey, right) and bad cleavage (Kendra Wilkinson, left). So how can you determine if your cleavage is GOOD cleavage like Linsey’s, or BAD cleavage like Kendra’s? Easy. There are ten simple ways to tell.

TOP TEN RULES FOR DETERMINING WHETHER YOUR CLEAVAGE IS BAD

10. If your cleavage looks like it should be measured in pounds per square inch, it’s BAD.

9. If it hurts to look at your cleavage, it’s bad.

8. If your cleavage is attached to Heidi Montag, Christina Aguilera, Tori Spelling or Tara Reid, it’s BAD.

7. If aereola is visible, your cleavage is BAD.

6. If you can touch your chin to your chest without looking down, your cleavage it’s BAD.

5. If someone mistakes you for Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife at a water park, your cleavage is BAD.

4. If you’re on the cover of National Geographic, your cleavage is BAD.

3. If you can measure your cleavage with a protractor, it’s BAD.

2. If I can see clear down to your bellybutton when you reach for the bread basket, your cleavage is BAD.

1. If you can and DO keep your cell phone and keys in it, your cleavage is BAD.

Check out some GOOD ways to sport cleavage in the gallery above!

Candice Swanepoel Goes Platinum and Other News

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Candice Swanepoel Platinum Blond

Taking a page from fellow Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss’ book, Candice Swanepoel impulsively dyed her hair (before pic on the right) two hours before arriving to the amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York Thursday night. The Daily Mail says:

The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret mode revealed she changed up her look at the last minute because she fancied a change. “I wanted to do something different… something spur of the moment,” she told E! News, [adding], “Blondes do have more fun!”

Too much of a good thing is never good. You have to know your limits, whether it’s nacho cheese or peroxide.

In other news…

Jennifer Lopez makes her assistant sleep in the bed with her. That’s not weird at all. (Celebitchy)

Why doesn’t this surprise me — Robert Downey, Jr made a kid cry. (The Blemish)

Tennessee Circuit Judge Royce Taylor sent out a memo that instructed female attorneys to “cover up their elbows” in his courtroom. Really. (Jezebel)

Miley Cyrus calls out her dad on Twitter for not getting about to the divorce. (Celeb Slam)

The ten superhero movies that failed to deliver, including such favorites as Green Lantern and Judge Dredd. (Mandatory)

Charlie Sheen absolutely rips Farrah Abraham a new one. You KNOW you’re a real piece of work when Charlie Sheen is the one calling you out. (DS)

Wind causes Reese Witherspoon an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. (Hollywood Rag)

Sonia Kashuk’s top beauty tricks for women over forty. (Fab Over 40)

If you only buy one piece of lingerie-inspired clothing this year, make it this camisole. It works with everything. (Modavanti)

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Jake Gyllenhaal at the Tony Awards

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I can’t tell if that’s Le Tigre, Blue Steel, or Magnum. Hansel… he’s so hot right now!

More winners and losers from Sunday night’s Tony Award in the gallery above; complete list of the night’s winners here.

Sienna Miller at the Like A Woman New York Special Screening and Other News

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Sienna Miller wore a double strap bustier Burberry Prorsum spring 2013 dress and Prada shoes to ‘Just Like a Woman’ screening in New York City yesterday, and while her shoes are kind of boring and her hair could have been better, overall she looks amazing. Never underestimate the power of the little black dress, ladies. I keep one right next to the tire iron and baby wipes in my emergency roadside kit. I have yet to come across a situation that one of those three things can’t fix.

Weekend web finds:

Kristen Stewart has officially crossed the line into full-blown cat lady crazy. (Celebitchy)

Lady Gaga looks like an undercooked souffle in her floral bikini. (DS)

Speaking of crazy cat ladies… Tyra Banks has a couple of bats loose in the belfry. (BG)

Christie Brinkley turns down Playboy because it would “embarrass her children.” Good on her. You can’t put a price on dignity. (Celeb Slam)

Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris is hospitalized after a suicide attempt. (The Blemish)

Jack Palance is both the cart AND this horse. Discuss. (Mandatory)

Designer to try: Tabii Just. (Modavanti)

Carmen Electra is aging well, but she needs to ease up on the eyeliner. (Hollywood Rag)

Proof that Zoolander was actually a documentary: the real-life tale of three male models. (Jezebel)

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