I’ve never heard of Tula from the hip-hop trio N-Dubz from the UK, and that’s probably because I don’t listen to hip-hop in the first place, and second, I can’t hear anything over the NOM NOM NOM sounds her asscheeks are making munching on her thong.  Seriously, they’re going to need the Jaws of Life to get that out of there by the time her night’s over. It’s obvious she did it on purpose, and for that reason alone I think someone ought to kick her in her ladyparts.

Leaving the Bungalow 8 Club in London